DAY TWO -- 
"Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause." Alright, so maybe telling my last
boyfriend that I couldn't stand the sight of him and that I
never wanted to see him again WAS a bit weak in cause... but it's
a little FRIGGIN' TOO LATE NOW!
Why didn't I get this cookie several weeks ago?
Do you suppose I could call the guy now and use the cookie as a plea for a retraction?
This is not working out. I need some more input.
Next Fortune