Bluesy and Trap Review

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TOUCH
Written and directed by Paul Schrader, based on a novel by Elmore Leonard, starring Bridget Fonda, Christopher Walken, Skeet Ulrich, Tom Arnold, Gina Gershon, Lolita Davidovich, Paul Mazursky, Janeane Garofalo, John Doe, Conchata Ferrell, Mason Adams, Breckin Meyer, Anthony Zerbe.

Trap:
TOUCH is a comedy about a saint in the secular world. Juvenal, a former monk (Ulrich) who returns from seven years in a Brazilian monastery to work in an LA rehab center attached to a Catholic church. As rumors about him (stigmata, miraculous healing) begin to circulate, he attracts the attention of the usual collection of screwballs, hustlers and opportunists who more typically populate the novels of Elmore Leonard (GLITZ, GET SHORTY). Chief among these are Bill Hill (Walken), a former evangelist turned RV salesman, who sees him as his ticket to the big time and August Murray (Arnold), the head of an ultra-conservative Catholic group who sees him as a sign from God to return the Church to its traditional roots – as well as Lynn Faulkner (Fonda) a cynical young woman who once was an assistant of Hill’s, who ends up falling in love with him. Now, Paul Schrader is probably not the first person who comes to mind when it comes to comedy, being known for writing and/or directing such downbeat fare as TAXI DRIVER, RAGING BULL, AMERICAN GIGOLO, and THE COMFORT OF STRANGERS; so to find him directing a comic caper film like this is a bit of a surprise. What’s more of a surprise, though, is that he actually manages to pull it off.

Bluesy: He does more than pull it off. I feel like giving Paul Schrader a special award… one for finally giving movie-goers something worth their $8.50. I have to say that TOUCH is the first good – no, GREAT film I’ve seen this year. If the rest of the year gives us movies like this, I might start believing that some authentic faith healer laid his hand on those running the film industry. Not only are we served some of the wittiest dialogue (thanks to Elmore Leonard and Schrader’s carefully crafted adaption), some of the dryest humor (Walken’s delivery, as always, is a stand-out), a terrific musical score, a faced paced, credible and perpetually twisting plot; but I also got to watch the very talented and extremely hunky Skeet Ulrich, who looks cross between Johnny Depp and James Dean… with a body. I am simply in heaven.

Trap: Well, I don’t know -- I think "great" is pushing it. I thought it meandered a bit toward the middle, but I’ll admit it’s still extremely enjoyable. The light touch rarely falters and it has a consistent, slightly off-kilter charm that always keeps you looking forward to the next scene. Schrader’s films have always been about searching for grace in unlikely places. And although in the past this has usually meant finding it as the result of some cathartic burst of violence, here it comes more as a gentle acknowledging of one’s humanity, foibles and all – so perhaps it’s not so odd that the man who made a spiritual film about a drug dealer (LIGHT SLEEPER) would end up making a comedy about a saint.

Bluesy: Speaking of which, funny how this film is being released on the heels of MICHAEL… TOUCH is a far better handling of the subject of a real life saint with some real life carnal desires. Just for example, the scene where Bridget Fonda’s character awkwardly tries to find out if the ex-monk, present miracle man is… er available, is funny, while not being condescending to the material. That’s another thing I really liked about this film, everyone actually says the things people would say, given this incredulous situation – or rather, everyone says the things we all WISH we could’ve said if we were in their shoes.

Trap: A lot of the credit for this goes to the film’s eclectic cast. Even people I don’t usually care for, such as Arnold, are so perfect for their roles that it’s hard to imagine anyone else doing anywhere near as good a job. Everyone seems to be enjoying themselves immensely, and it’s hard not to get caught up in the enthusiasm

Bluesy: I agree, Arnold, Davidovich, Gershon and Mazursky all were very fun to watch in, what could’ve been very stereotypical roles… except this time, they managed to take those stereotypes and really have some fun with them – like the stripper with the heart of gold (only she doesn’t), the magazine reporter who really cares (she doesn’t), the corrupt music producer out for a quick buck (okay, so he is). It should also be said that Bridget Fonda gave a fine performance as Ulrich’s love interest… not to mention seeming perfectly comfortable in a itty bitty apron nothing else.

Trap: Well, don’t forget that when you make popcorn, you have to watch out for flying grease – so doubtless this was the producers way of demonstrating that she is an intelligent and sensible young woman – and not merely a means of getting in some gratuitous semi-nudity. At least that’s my story and I’m going to stick with it.

Bluesy: And a fine story it is. As is TOUCH… and on that note, Happy Valentines Day, Trap.

Trap: Yeah, whatever. Um, I mean, Happy Valentine’s day to you, too.


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