Bluesy and Trap Review

The FLicks

JERRY MAGUIRE
Written and Directed by Cameron Crowe; Produced by James L. Brooks, Richard Sakai and Laurence Mark; starring Tom Cruise, Renee Zellweger, Cuba Gooding Jr., Kelly Preston, Jerry O’Connell, Jay Mohr and Bonnie Hunt.

Trap: "It’s not whether you win or lose, but how you play the game." How many times did your high school gym teacher tell you that, only to growl Vince Lombardi’s immortal "Winning isn’t the best thing – it’s the ONLY thing," when the other team wiped the field with you?

Bluesy: How many times did your high school gym teacher look like Tom Cruise is a better question. Let’s face it, all rules go out the window when a gal has something like that to look at for 135 minutes.. Sure, he isn’t perfect looking; because that, after all, isn’t what’s so appealing about him. It’s his smile, his eyes, his slightly crooked nose, those biceps (his gym work certainly pays off). He acts like a charismatic guy who easily runs over women’s hearts and doesn’t look back at the skid marks. Self-absorbed, afraid of committing to one girl… because, after all, good looking women are in no short supply to him. Whether this is true or not of Tom Cruise, the person, I can’t say. But in Jerry Maguire, he is certainly playing into type.

Trap: The type of character he seems almost genetically engineered to play, it would seem – the glib hotshot that women swoon over the minute he flashes his trademark boyish grin. He certainly runs true to form here, playing a high-powered sports agent who one day suffers a crisis of conscience and writes a memo entitled "The Things We Think, but Do Not Say" suggesting that his firm take on fewer clients and take more time with the ones they have. In short order, he’s fired, his clients desert him, and he breaks up with his upwardly-mobile yuppie fiancee (Preston). He strikes out on his own, with only one loyal client, an ambitious but underrated football player (Gooding), and an idealistic young single mother (Zellweger) from his former agency’s accounting department who signs on as his long-suffering girl Friday and eventual love interest. He soon finds out that it’s harder to walk the walk than it is to talk the talk, particularly when he tries to apply his new-found ideals to his personal life.

Bluesy: The problem is, he doesn’t really apply his ideals to his personal life. He’s the same guy, just with less cash and less Armani. Zellweger’s character is a total dishrag throughout the film, proclaiming her love for him after sleeping with him and continuing to remind him that she’s doing all of this because of the memo he wrote (ahem, yeah right). She treats him like a total God, just because of those biceps (which could keep a girls attention for a while, I’ll give you that)… but he never once reciprocates, treating her anything other than a perpetual ego pumper. She’s a true, blue "stand by your man" sorta gal… but she doesn’t come across as witty, sexy or charismatic in any way . Though she starts off the film as an accountant, she seems to leave that to answer and patch through phone calls for him. She gives up any semblance of a life for him to basically play Mommy to both him and her little boy. When pressed to give her a compliment, the best he can think of is "she’s loyal," and he’s right.

Like
PRETTY WOMAN, Cinderella apparently gets her "prince charming;" however, at least Julia Roberts got to spit gum, shock the tourists and have a shot at going back to school. Why are these people right for each other anyway? I mean, other than the glitz of the sports milieu, this is a film about relationships. After I came out of the theatre, I got to thinking maybe somebody wrote Cameron Crowe a memo saying something about "Family Values" in it. What do you think, Trap?

Trap: I don’t know about family values – it’s the film’s dramatic ones I had problems with -- specifically the way the Zellweger character’s point of view winds up being pretty much the viewpoint of the film as a whole. At one point she confesses to her sister (Hunt, playing the Rosalind Russell role) that she "loves him for the man he almost is" -- a great line that the film never quite manages to live up to. Likewise, though I found the movie at times enjoyable, I found myself liking it more for the movie it could have been, rather than the one it actually was. At times I was reminded of some of Preston Sturges’ great screwball comedies, like THE GREAT McGINTY or SULLIVAN’S TRAVELS, films where some hapless chump takes the American Way of Life at its face value and tries to live according to its ideals, only to get chewed up and spit out by the American Way of Life as it’s actually lived. Although Crowe has shown a talent for deft characterization and a sympathetic eye for the absurdities of modern life his previous films, SAY ANYTHING and SINGLES, he lacks Sturges’ merciless wit, and so JERRY MAGUIRE too often comes off as not only soft-hearted (excusable in a romantic comedy), but soft-headed (inexcusable at any time).

Bluesy: I don’t know if it reminded me of a screwball comedy… in fact, I wish it did. In those, the heroine usually has a lot going for her. Cruise, however, was rather funny… and really quite sympathetic in a few early scenes when he’s on the outs with the company. If only Zellweger’s character could match him, or at least carry her own weight, I really think I would’ve loved this film (the scene where Zellweger is given her one good line "It used to be first class meant a better meal. Now it means a better life," was really never repeated in the rest of the film). As it stands, it was a diverting fantasy, easy on a gal’s eyes, some funny moments, but ultimately, without much substance.

Trap: But at least – unlike high school gym class – I didn’t leave with any bruises.

Bluesy: Oh yeah, did I tell you, I’ve taken up kick boxing?

Trap: Uh-oh.


I WANT MORE REVIEWS

Email Bluesy Email Trap