4. Get back in the saddle again - you heard me, and no, I don’t mean a real saddle, I
realize we’re a bit heavy on horse metaphors at the moment, but you all know what I
mean. Date. Find someone else. Get the hell outta the house and find someone to latch
onto, so you can forget the miserable cretin you gave the best years, months, days (hours
if you’re in the Pacific Time Zone) of your life to. They don’t call ‘em rebound
relationships for nothing.
Rebound relationships have a very important place in our social schema. Why,
think of all the great rebounders in history... Julia, Roseanne, Kevin, Sean, Gabrille and
Ellen, Burt and Lonnie, Madonna, Larry King, Liz (she has it down to a science, and look
at how good she looks now), Roseanne (she’s so good at this, she deserves to be
mentioned twice).
What’s the point in crying in your soup when you could be totally screwing up
somebody else’s life? Darwinians take note!
Now you have a plan of action. Something to really sink your teeth into and move
forward with. Instead of just sitting there, feeling sorry for yourself, you can do the above
steps and hopefully, you’ll forget him just as quick as this country forgets the faux pas of
its political officials (Nixon got a library named after him, just think of that).
If that Doesn't work
